Trigger warning: the Hublot Big Bang Sang Bleu II Ceramic Chronograph is my favorite luxury fake watch release of 2021. More to the point, I'd rather buy this fake watch than any other traditional luxury fake watch released in the recent past. But wait! There's reason behind the madness. Although the core aesthetic has been the same through all Hublot Sang Bleu fake watch collections, tattoo artist Maxime Plescia-Büchi's design still has the power to shock/repel/impress. And while we'll see that it is imperfect, there's more to it than just being a $27,000 fake watch that should come with a trigger warning.
I don't know about you, but if and when I spend $27,300 USD on a luxury watch, I want a no-nonsense experience. I want fun without all the headaches and especially without all the BS. If you are utterly tired of luxury fake watch BS ?inside and especially outside of the industry ?then I'm right there with you.
For my $27,300, what I want is to be able to walk into a boutique in a nice spot in town, ask for the fake watch I like, and buy it because I like it. End of story.
Now, I understand it is, as yet, unimaginable how a "no headaches?experience could stem from a fake watch that has enough lines to make up 18 Patek Calatravas ?but trust me, stem it will.Contrasting Traditional Luxury fake watch Purchases
Probably the biggest pro, in my mind, to the Hublot Big Bang Sang Bleu II Ceramic Chronograph is that it is its own thing. And whether you like the design or not, what I'm about to say might just resonate with you all the same. I like this fake watch because I am not expected by a single soul on this planet to know, recite, and revel in a recent update to a font type, or to understand how my choice of fake watch fits into the whatever-year history of the (let's be honest, run-of-the-mill) iterations of the same "watchmaking icon.?At the dinner table, I am not expected to back up my choice for the 40.7mm version as opposed to the 38.5mm variant, or explain why I went for the huuugely controversial rose gold as opposed to just the traditional 18k yellow gold ?or be tested whether I know if a pen or a pencil was used half a century ago to draw the original design on a napkin. I can just enjoy my luxury fake watch because I like the way it is made and the way it looks. These are a bunch of cliché talking points I've encountered and overheard over the last decade. Remove them from the equation, and what is left is watchmaking in one of its purest forms ?again, irrespective of whether one likes the looks of it, or not.
Sure, I admit that traditional replica watches can be bought and enjoyed on a selfish basis, entirely disconnected from all the aforementioned theater. I don't mean to imply otherwise. However, the process that leads one to the act of buying said "icon?is often a weary one. It is paved with lots of overhyped history that you don't actually care about (but are paying the price for), with much maneuvering between incremental design updates that render one iteration more "desirable?than the other (sometimes down to dial colors and such otherwise entirely arbitrary matters). And yes, sometimes even some lowly deals with sales staff to convince them that you are worthy to make the purchase. Just typing this gave me the wrong kind of chills. It's a bunch of fluff that either comes bundled with the buying and ownership experience of high-profile traditional luxury replica watches ?or at least something that undesirably lingers around the whole time.8 Gears In Reverse
What's on offer that contrasts this? A fake watch that came to be because a random guy I had never even known existed ?being completely oblivious to the tattoo scene ?was given a clean sheet of paper and the reassurance of proper 21st-century watchmaking technology that whatever he sketched up could be realized. Isn't this, at least to some extent, what 21st century watchmaking should be about, even if we don't like one particular result?
How is it possible that this massive, multi-billion-dollar industry can have eight gears in reverse and only one forward when it comes to driving design?
I reckon it is possible because, out of the 13,775,470 replica watches the Swiss claim to have exported to the world in 2020, the majority of their customers just wanted a decent, traditional, likable fake watch that told the time and helped broadcast their good taste. And that's all good.
However, I suspect a very considerable portion of customers shelling out $25,000 and over on new high-end replica watches are not buying their first $25k+ watch. They are buying their second, third, or more. And you, my fortunate fellow fake watch lovers, deserve to be (and should demand to be) entertained, and not be held hostage to the one-upmanship experience that is often a component of the ownership experience of more traditional watches. And this is why I find the Sang Bleu II so endearing: because its singular apparent purpose is to wow its prospective customers and keep them entertained after the fact through sheer design and, yes, outstanding quality of execution.
Good design is worthless if it is executed poorly. A major component of why the Hublot Big Bang Sang Bleu II Ceramic Chronograph is so special in real life is because it feels completely and utterly free from any sort of compromise when it came to morphing sketches into matter. And that is extremely rare. In fact, I would gently urge you to take a moment to appreciate how special that is by trying to find other luxury replica watches launched in the last number of decades where everything was as outrageously complex, as off-the-wall, and yet as accurately realized as they are in the Sang Bleu II.
Wearing the Sang Bleu II Chronograph got the worst of me.
It turned me into the guy that walks around on the street staring at his large, ostentatious watch. There really is no excuse for that in a civilized society. And yet, there I was and here I am: while everyone is staring at their phones on the subway, I am staring at this incredible object that just happens to be a watch. A week into wearing it, the novelty hasn't worn off (I agree it should last years, if not more, but if you put your hand on heart and look back at your recent fake watch purchases, you'll probably agree that this feat is something that is easy to expect but challenging to perpetually experience). In fact, I have to moderate myself not to spend too much time looking at it or I'll walk into a lamppost again.About Legibility
And therein lies an important point: if you look at the Hublot Sang Bleu II Ceramic Chronograph as a watch, you are considering its primary function to be to tell the time and you are implying that people should primarily make their luxury fake watch purchases based on how easily a fake watch can be read. You have to humor me for a second and let me say this: that is a podium finisher among the most snobby, eye-roll-inducing things I reckon fake watch enthusiasts can say. I am not saying it's done on purpose, but I am saying that it does not make any sense. It implies that just because a luxury fake watch is legible, its primary function and, therefore, the primary reason why people buy it is to tell the time.
We all know that isn't true. It's all status, it's all vanity purchases, and it's all (hopefully) just for fun.
So, who cares if you can quickly or hardly (sometimes not at all!) read a 30-minute chronograph sub-dial that you don't actually care about? Or if it takes 1 second or 5 seconds to tell the hours and minutes? Frankly, if you have $27,300 to spend on a wrist-object, you are surrounded by pieces of technology (and probably by people) who will gladly remind you of important times of the day. You won't miss a board meeting or a real estate presentation just because your Hublot isn't instantly legible (like your poseur pilot fake watch is), so please, save yourself the effort to try and convince me there isn't room in the world for outrageous replica watches that are more or less completely illegible. Yes, the Sang Bleu II takes effort to read the time on, and I love it all the more for it.
So, what's gained in this deal with the devil, where instantaneous and easy legibility has been sacrilegiously sacrificed?
An amazing wearing experience, that's what. This really is a fake watch you have to see out there in the real world, in totally ordinary and everyday settings. I'd dare even the most viciously traditionalist, most watch-hating fake watch lover (there seem to be some of you out there) to wear this for a day or two and not crack a smile at the sheer outrageousness of it. A regular Big Bang (the Antichrist of fake watch design not that long ago) looks tame ?boring, in fact, next to this thing. Sure, one could argue that this fake watch has it going easy for it: the sensory overload that the Sang Bleu II is when compared to a regular luxury fake watch is like comparing weapons-grade cocaine to Coca-Cola. One will have an easier job occupying your mind.
The case simply wouldn't be what it is had it not been complemented by the geometric main hands and subdial hands, and if it didn't have the sculptured rubber strap. The absolute icing on the cake is provided by a truly outstanding component: the faceted sapphire crystal. Add all these together and you'll see what I mean when I say there really appears to have been no limitations when it came to turning this design into reality. To take something this complicated and make it appear so singular and coherent between so many various materials and functions is a rarified achievement even among seasoned fake watch designers. Most of them have either never touched a design of such complexity, or their employers didn't allow them to even get started. I get it: Achieving the eye-watering perfection that radiates from a 38.5mm Lange 1 is a borderline holy deed and busy designs tend to do well at hiding the incompetence of their designer. Still, the SBII Chronograph has nothing to hide ?it's all about show.When Watchmaking Needs To Level Up
By contrast, the Sang Bleu II has all the laidback coolness of a talented teenager's sketch done on the back of a notebook (not exactly a welcome concept in the realm of luxury watchmaking, but that's the point). Said sketch is backed by the calculated balance of a good design where not one thing could be altered without the whole thing falling to pieces. Then, all this is fused into a tangible object by Hublot's scarcely matched expertise in working with man-made materials. Case in point: The single-piece ceramic bezel has its flat rim brushed while the concave (took me days to spot, but they are concave) inner triangles are polished, as is the vertical outside edge of the bezel. Every exposed H-screw has a polished frame that reflects at the slightest flick of the wrist while the centers are matte ?apparently sand-blasted.
The dial, if we can call it that, has a handy 12-hour scale that makes reading the time easy, especially once you learn how to spot the lume-filled triangular ends of the two hands. Underneath it all, the in-house designed and manufactured Hublot HUB1240 Unico movement flashes its polished components ?some so clean and shiny that they clearly reflect the geometry of the hands that pass above them. Speaking of shiny things: The long, center-mounted chronograph seconds hand reflects so brightly in direct sunshine that it almost burned my eyes out. An odd achievement, especially for a vertically brushed surface.
Back to the Unico for a moment: both the winding feel and pusher feedback is silky smooth and precise, up there with the very best and latest luxury chronograph movements. An important (for me) point is that the self-winding system is as close to silent as it will get on a fake watch with an open case-back. If I place the fake watch next to my laptop on my desk, in perfect silence I can hear the 4Hz operating frequency ticking away, but even this sounds refined. Power reserve is 72 hours. Unlike Hublot's Sellita-equipped all-face and no trousers offerings, the Sang Bleu II Chronograph is right up there with the best of the segment.The Bad & Miscellaneous Nuances
One is constantly aware of wearing the Hublot Sang Bleu II Ceramic Chronograph. Beyond the obvious visual reason, it is a rather heavy watch. Wrapped in 45mm wide ceramic that measures over 55 mm lug-to-lug and actually measures 48 mm between 10 and 4 if you take the massive pusher into account (which you probably should), it's one beefy case matched to one beefy strap. Hublot's rubber straps are still not the perfect shape, as far as I am concerned. If they are the right "height?(as in they don't leave a big gap on either side of my wrist), they are still too tight for the underside of my wrist. The clasp, although not as bad as last time, still leaves its mark on the underside of my wrist if the height is set up correctly. The mold for the straps should be more rounded and less flat. I don't know anyone with wrists as pancake-like as the natural shape of these straps.
Water resistance is 100 meters, as it damn well should be. The Sang Bleu II Chronograph appears to come with a quick-release crown that Hublot doesn't even advertise and that rather reminds me of the "compressor key?crowns found on Jaeger-LeCoultre Master Compressors ?before JLC got so lost in the black void that is its own history that it stopped making them. Also quick and easy to use is the Hublot One Click system, one of the few quick strap release solutions that are actually error-proof and work comfortably. The H-shaped folding clasp has an angular ceramic top to it ?a great choice because ceramic is extremely difficult to scratch. It is in black, as opposed to blue to match the case material (minus points for that). Personally, I am still not a fan of Hublot's way of desperately color matching straps with the color of the case, creates too much of a wrist-band feel for me, but then again, with the One Click system mixing things up should be easy enough.Summary
At the end of the day, my gut instinct is telling me that the Hublot Sang Bleu II Ceramic Chronograph will rub a lot of people the wrong way through images ?but it would, be in no doubt, positively amaze most all of them when viewed in the metal ceramic. It is hugely entertaining not only for its off-the-wall design, but also because it is manufactured with a level of intricacy and at a level of quality that Hublot's competitors either don't even attempt to match or, if they do, they charge double or triple this much. And so, yes: Today, I'll take this fake watch over any traditional luxury fake watch because it's so much more entertaining and so much more elaborate.
Necessary Data >Brand: Hublot >Model: Hublot Sang Bleu II Ceramic Chronograph (418.FX.8007.RX.MXM21 for grey ceramic, 418.EX.5107.RX.MXM21 for blue ceramic) >Price: $27,300 USD >Size: 45mm (more like 48mm) wide, 17mm thick, and 55mm lug-to-lug distance. >When reviewer would personally wear it: When not? >Friend we'd recommend it to first: Design freak and/or burned-out luxury fake watch lover. This will get them back into the groove. >Best characteristic of watch: Stunning design executed at a level worthy of the price. Fun to look at, fun to wear, fun to appreciate. Refined movement. >Worst characteristic of watch: I wish it was lighter and the strap better followed the shape of my wrist.